Twitter Twelve Step

The Twitter Twelve Steps

• Step 1 – We admitted we were powerless over Twitter – that our Tweeting had become unmanageable

•Step 2 – Came to believe that a Power Surge greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity, by shutting down our computers.

• Step 3 – Made a decision to turn our usernames and passwords over to the care of Open Source as we understood Open Source

• Step 4 – Created a searching and fearless moral inventory of our avatars

• Step 5 – Admitted to Open Source, to ourselves and to all our followers the exact nature of our blogs and businesses.

• Step 6 – Were entirely ready to have Tweetdeck remove all the defects of Twitter

• Step 7 – Humbly asked Friend or Follow to remove our non-Followers

• Step 8 – Made a list of all persons we had not followed and became willing to follow them immediately.

• Step 9 – Made direct amends to our families whenever possible, except when to do so would cut into our Tweetchat time.

• Step 10 – Continued to update our profile, and when we were wrong promptly edited it.

• Step 11 – Sought through Tweeting and Following to improve our conscious contact with others, praying only for relevant links to pass onto others and an URL shortening tool with the power to carry that out

• Step 12 – Having had a Twitteral awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other Tweeple, and to practice these principles in all our communications.

Apologies ahead of time to those I offend.  I do not take lightly the incredible work and sacrifice  of those who are using AA and other programs and have succeeded in regaining their lives through the power of God and Bill’s Twelve Steps.


One Response to Twitter Twelve Step

  1. Mike says:

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    Don’t pay for your electricity any longer…
    Instead, the power company will pay YOU!

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